Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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