I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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