covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
