We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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