Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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