Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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