Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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