i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Can I color on your dick again?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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