sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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