I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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