WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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