just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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