I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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