An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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