So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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