I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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