i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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