and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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