I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
this will be a night to untag.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
