forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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