Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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