So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I understand Curling. That high.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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