i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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