We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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i've created a new STD.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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