he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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