you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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