how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
