can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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