Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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