For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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