Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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