I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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