she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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