Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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