your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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