so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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