problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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