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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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