i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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