I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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