so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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