my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Shame is for Republicans.
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