Life is so much better after having sex.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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