I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
too bad you live with your parents still
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Drake has all the answers
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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