well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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