You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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