belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I looked at my own cervix.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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