Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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