just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
