you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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