"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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