bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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