I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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