We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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