Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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