She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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