Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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