Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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