Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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