It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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